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| name: |
jessica detenshen |
| jail status: |
president |
| prison nickname: |
big momma |
| scentence(years in ski club): |
2 years exec, 5 years member |
| what you're in for: |
rent's kind of expensive and my cell mates name is sugarlips |
| hooch of choice: |
espresso vodka-its delicious |
| favourite weapon: |
board |
| crime commited(why i'm an exec): |
never making it past the 3rd bar on a pubcrawl |
| favourite ski club memory: |
beers on the hill followed by cherry whiskey snow cones, reading week 08 |
| quote to live by: |
this is big momma's house! |
| theme song for walking to the chair: |
small town girl-journey |
| President's email |
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| name: |
courtney rosborough |
| jail status: |
vice-president |
| prison nickname: |
starfish(not the chocolate variety) |
| scentence(years in ski club): |
2 years exec, 7 years member |
| what you're in for: |
i keep getting older and they stay the same age |
| hooch of choice: |
tequila cuba libre/ guiness strongbow |
| favourite weapon: |
board |
| crime commited(why i'm an exec): |
i've been here too long, i had to come back. i did what i had to do |
| favourite ski club memory: |
there are so many... love generation. reading week |
| quote to live by: |
you'll have so much fun on ski club youll shit your pants, literally |
| theme song for walking to the chair: |
dirty deeds done dirt cheap-ac/dc |
| Vice-President's email |
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| name: |
mark prokopiuk |
| jail status: |
pretzle money collections(treasurer) |
| prison nickname: |
props |
| scentence(years in ski club): |
1 years exec, 5 years member |
| what you're in for: |
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| hooch of choice: |
gladiator and brewskies |
| favourite weapon: |
board |
| crime commited(why i'm an exec): |
i got sick of others having all the fun as bus captains |
| favourite ski club memory: |
every year taking a day off to drink and socialize all day in the hot tub |
| quote to live by: |
"what's a battle?"-ralph wiggum |
| theme song for walking to the chair: |
mirror, mirror-blind guardian |
| Treasurer's email |
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| name: |
justin richmond |
| jail status: |
membership |
| prison nickname: |
baby j |
| scentence(years in ski club): |
1 years exec, 2 years member |
| what you're in for: |
i ripped the tag off a pillow |
| hooch of choice: |
stella |
| favourite weapon: |
board |
| crime commited(why i'm an exec): |
loving snowboarding and partying |
| favourite ski club memory: |
pantsless beerpong in the bar |
| quote to live by: |
before you critisize a man walk a mile in his shoes. then when you critisize him you're a mile away and you've got his shoes |
| theme song for walking to the chair: |
my favourite things-the sound of music |
| Membership's email |
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| name: |
dave hryciuk |
| jail status: |
secrebitch |
| prison nickname: |
whore d'ouevre |
| scentence(years in ski club): |
2 years exec, 7 years member |
| what you're in for: |
indecent exposure, lewd behaviour, drunk & disorderly |
| hooch of choice: |
5 sour-jag with a keith's chaser |
| favourite weapon: |
board |
| crime commited(why i'm an exec): |
i don't throw up i throw down |
| favourite ski club memory: |
punk rock beer pong |
| quote to live by: |
i'm not scared |
| theme song for walking to the chair: |
naked and famous- the presidents of the united states of america |
| Secretary's email |
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| name: |
matt gibbs |
| jail status: |
make up artist(merch) |
| prison nickname: |
goldylocks |
| scentence(years in ski club): |
1 year in the hole |
| what you're in for: |
the food, companionship |
| hooch of choice: |
tequilla- cuz it'll getch drunk! |
| favourite weapon: |
board |
| crime commited(why i'm an exec): |
indecent exposure, skiing under the influence |
| favourite ski club memory: |
getting into the bar with a beer pong table |
| quote to live by: |
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| theme song for walking to the chair: |
here for a good time-trooper |
| Merchandise's email |
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| name: |
jon cooper |
| jail status: |
organizer of yard fights(social) |
| prison nickname: |
queer bait |
| scentence(years in ski club): |
1 years exec, 3 years member |
| what you're in for: |
putting the sensual in non-consensual sex |
| hooch of choice: |
rum and coke, jager |
| favourite weapon: |
skis |
| crime commited(why i'm an exec): |
Mild Mannered, i'm definitely not |
| favourite ski club memory: |
playing pass the 60 then getting a concussion |
| quote to live by: |
close that eye and party with the other one |
| theme song for walking to the chair: |
sweet emotion-aerosmith |
| Social's email |
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| name: |
alanna larose |
| jail status: |
social |
| prison nickname: |
enus |
| scentence(years in ski club): |
1 years exec, 3 years member |
| what you're in for: |
its a crime to look this good |
| hooch of choice: |
vodka water lime or grasshopper |
| favourite weapon: |
board |
| crime commited(why i'm an exec): |
i pack the alcohol with the party and i still get up to cruise the hill every morning-try to keep up |
| favourite ski club memory: |
reading week 07 |
| quote to live by: |
i deny your reality and substitute my own |
| theme song for walking to the chair: |
the joker- steve miller band |
| Social's email |
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| name: |
jacquie geller |
| jail status: |
campus coordinator |
| prison nickname: |
ejackyn |
| scentence(years in ski club): |
1 years exec, 2 years member |
| what you're in for: |
i wanted to be cellmates with paris. lindsey or nicole would have been cool too |
| hooch of choice: |
hoegaarden |
| favourite weapon: |
board |
| crime commited(why i'm an exec): |
because ski club is the best club on campus. who wouldn't want to join the party |
| favourite ski club memory: |
dancing in 4 inch heels on the monitor on new years eve drunk |
| quote to live by: |
if you can't stand the heat get out of the microwave |
| theme song for walking to the chair: |
promiscuous girl-nelly furtado |
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| name: |
allie johnson |
| jail status: |
float |
| prison nickname: |
rookie biatch |
| scentence(years in ski club): |
2 years exec, 4 years member |
| what you're in for: |
cuz i take it in the... |
| hooch of choice: |
a cool budweiser...but not actually. a rum and diet |
| favourite weapon: |
skis |
| crime commited(why i'm an exec): |
i just want to be popular...and have friends |
| favourite ski club memory: |
first trip, red mountain and white water. it's when ski club first pulled me up by it's loving arms and has been holding me ever since |
| quote to live by: |
bitches get stuff done |
| theme song for walking to the chair: |
final countdown |
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