name:

jessica detenshen

jail status:

president

prison nickname:

big momma

scentence(years in ski club):

2 years exec, 5 years member

what you're in for:

rent's kind of expensive and my cell mates name is sugarlips

hooch of choice:

espresso vodka-its delicious

favourite weapon:

board

crime commited(why i'm an exec):

never making it past the 3rd bar on a pubcrawl

favourite ski club memory:

beers on the hill followed by cherry whiskey snow cones, reading week 08

quote to live by:

this is big momma's house!

theme song for walking to the chair:

small town girl-journey

President's email

 

 

 

name:

courtney rosborough

jail status:

vice-president

prison nickname:

starfish(not the chocolate variety)

scentence(years in ski club):

2 years exec, 7 years member

what you're in for:

i keep getting older and they stay the same age

hooch of choice:

tequila cuba libre/ guiness strongbow

favourite weapon:

board

crime commited(why i'm an exec):

i've been here too long, i had to come back. i did what i had to do

favourite ski club memory:

there are so many... love generation. reading week

quote to live by:

you'll have so much fun on ski club youll shit your pants, literally

theme song for walking to the chair:

dirty deeds done dirt cheap-ac/dc

Vice-President's email

 

 

 

name:

mark prokopiuk

jail status:

pretzle money collections(treasurer)

prison nickname:

props

scentence(years in ski club):

1 years exec, 5 years member

what you're in for:

hooch of choice:

gladiator and brewskies

favourite weapon:

board

crime commited(why i'm an exec):

i got sick of others having all the fun as bus captains

favourite ski club memory:

every year taking a day off to drink and socialize all day in the hot tub

quote to live by:

"what's a battle?"-ralph wiggum

theme song for walking to the chair:

mirror, mirror-blind guardian

Treasurer's email

 

 

 

name:

justin richmond

jail status:

membership

prison nickname:

baby j

scentence(years in ski club):

1 years exec, 2 years member

what you're in for:

i ripped the tag off a pillow

hooch of choice:

stella

favourite weapon:

board

crime commited(why i'm an exec):

loving snowboarding and partying

favourite ski club memory:

pantsless beerpong in the bar

quote to live by:

before you critisize a man walk a mile in his shoes. then when you critisize him you're a mile away and you've got his shoes

theme song for walking to the chair:

my favourite things-the sound of music

Membership's email

 

 

 

 

 

name:

dave hryciuk

jail status:

secrebitch

prison nickname:

whore d'ouevre

scentence(years in ski club):

2 years exec, 7 years member

what you're in for:

indecent exposure, lewd behaviour, drunk & disorderly

hooch of choice:

5 sour-jag with a keith's chaser

favourite weapon:

board

crime commited(why i'm an exec):

i don't throw up i throw down
and i can ride with the best around
race you to the bottom of a cup
p.s. i also throw up
and i give orgasms that shake the ground

favourite ski club memory:

punk rock beer pong

quote to live by:

i'm not scared

theme song for walking to the chair:

naked and famous- the presidents of the united states of america

Secretary's email

 

 

 

name:

matt gibbs

jail status:

make up artist(merch)

prison nickname:

goldylocks

scentence(years in ski club):

1 year in the hole

what you're in for:

the food, companionship

hooch of choice:

tequilla- cuz it'll getch drunk!

favourite weapon:

board

crime commited(why i'm an exec):

indecent exposure, skiing under the influence

favourite ski club memory:

getting into the bar with a beer pong table

quote to live by:

theme song for walking to the chair:

here for a good time-trooper

Merchandise's email

 

 

 

 

name:

jon cooper

jail status:

organizer of yard fights(social)

prison nickname:

queer bait

scentence(years in ski club):

1 years exec, 3 years member

what you're in for:

putting the sensual in non-consensual sex

hooch of choice:

rum and coke, jager

favourite weapon:

skis

crime commited(why i'm an exec):

Mild Mannered, i'm definitely not
Come to the bar, we'll go get a shot
I Like to party, rock out and ski all day
Who knows, maybe it'll end rolling in the hay
it's ok to be impressed, i Think it's hot

favourite ski club memory:

playing pass the 60 then getting a concussion

quote to live by:

close that eye and party with the other one

theme song for walking to the chair:

sweet emotion-aerosmith

Social's email

 

 

 

 

name:

alanna larose

jail status:

social

prison nickname:

enus

scentence(years in ski club):

1 years exec, 3 years member

what you're in for:

its a crime to look this good

hooch of choice:

vodka water lime or grasshopper

favourite weapon:

board

crime commited(why i'm an exec):

i pack the alcohol with the party and i still get up to cruise the hill every morning-try to keep up

favourite ski club memory:

reading week 07

quote to live by:

i deny your reality and substitute my own

theme song for walking to the chair:

the joker- steve miller band

Social's email

 

 

 

 

name:

jacquie geller

jail status:

campus coordinator

prison nickname:

ejackyn

scentence(years in ski club):

1 years exec, 2 years member

what you're in for:

i wanted to be cellmates with paris. lindsey or nicole would have been cool too

hooch of choice:

hoegaarden

favourite weapon:

board

crime commited(why i'm an exec):

because ski club is the best club on campus. who wouldn't want to join the party

favourite ski club memory:

dancing in 4 inch heels on the monitor on new years eve drunk

quote to live by:

if you can't stand the heat get out of the microwave

theme song for walking to the chair:

promiscuous girl-nelly furtado

 

 

 

 

name:

allie johnson

jail status:

float

prison nickname:

rookie biatch

scentence(years in ski club):

2 years exec, 4 years member

what you're in for:

cuz i take it in the...

hooch of choice:

a cool budweiser...but not actually. a rum and diet

favourite weapon:

skis

crime commited(why i'm an exec):

i just want to be popular...and have friends

favourite ski club memory:

first trip, red mountain and white water. it's when ski club first pulled me up by it's loving arms and has been holding me ever since

quote to live by:

bitches get stuff done

theme song for walking to the chair:

final countdown