Bryan "Huntsy" Hunter:

President

Favorite Position:

Donkey Punch

Most Adventurous Fornication Venue:

Top of a cliff I later jumped off

Beer of Choice:

Kokanee

Hard Liquor of Choice:

Vodka Water

Shot of Choice:

Tequila

Why I'm an Exec:

Cause I like woman and booze... Oh yeah and skiing

Haiku:

Bryan Hunter loves
Naked, Fun, Drinking, Ski Trips
Touch Me Gently

President's email

 

 

 

Teddy "T-Bag" Cosco:

Vice President

Favorite Position:

The Speed Gerbil

Most Adventurous Fornication Venue:

Back seat of a cab - seriously

Mountain of Choice:

Fernie - hands down, since I was 3

Beer of Choice:

Guinness - ohhfuckya

Hard Liquor of Choice:

Jager - My favorite 56 herbs

Shot of Choice:

Jack Frost - the multitasker; lowers inhibitions whilst freshening breath

Ski Club History:

3 Years Exec

4 Years member

9 trips

Why I'm an Exec:

Sufficing the on-hill portion of my Exec CV I started skiing as a toddler, competing as a teen, shooting/filming as a highschooler, and subsequently getting published as a collegian. Socially speaking I've been known to put a few beers in the beer hole and/or partake in a themed box social or two.

Haiku:

Skier/Partier

It's Teddy Fuckin' Cosco.

See me? Say Hello.

Vice-President's email

 

 

 

Lisa "Prize Fighter" Johnson:

Treasurer

Favorite Position:

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Penis

Most Adventurous Fornication Venue:

Gondola at Sunshine Village

Mountain of Choice:

Red Mountain - Best glades ever

Beer of Choice:

Kokanee

Hard Liquor of Choice:

Vodka Water with a Lime

Shot of Choice:

Jager Bomb!

Ski Club History

3 Years Exec

5 Years member

11 trips - every trip since I started university

Why I'm an Exec:

Been on more trips then you can shake a stick at, party like crazy, get up and ski every morning no matter how hungover; I always deliver the goods on my busses.

Haiku:

Hey You! Lets Party!

Fill up the Shotski and Drink

God Bless the Ski Club!

Treasurer's email

 

 

 

Rory “Lori” Fuhrer:

Membership

Favorite Position:

The Double Entendre

Most Adventurous Fornication Venue:

Teddy’s Bed (Oh SNAP!)

Mountain of Choice:

Sun Peaks, every time I go the conditions are great and the lineups are short.

Beer of Choice:

Labatt Blue

Hard Liquor of Choice:

Rum and Coke

Shot of Choice:

Ye Olde Jager Bomb

Ski Club History:

2 Years Exec

5 Years member

11 trips by the end of this year

Why I'm an Exec:

Probably because I’m fun-loving, easy-going and my level of hilarity is directly proportional to the amount of alcohol in my system. Ohh ya, and I’m not a half bad snowboarder.

Haiku:

Sex, Drugs, Rock and Roll
That is Not for Me, More Like:
Peace, Love, Death Metal

Membership's email

 

 

 

 

 

Jordan "What Do You Mean I Have to Ski This Year?" Houtstra:

Secretary

Favorite Position:

The Jack Hammer

Most Adventurous Fornication Venue:

Teddy's Downstairs Kitchen

Mountain of Choice:

Fernie - lots of snow and plenty of drinks with the Cosco's

Beer of Choice:

Kokanee

Hard Liquor of Choice:

Rye - but only if it comes in a plastic bottle

Shot of Choice:

Jager Bomb - wakes you up and gets you messy

Ski Club History:

1 Year Exec

2 Years Member

2 Trips

Why I'm an Exec:

I may have only hit the hill on all trips for half a day but i never miss the party portion of the trip, like drinking to Bob Ross.  Oh yeah and I'm good at taking notes in the meeting

Haiku:

Jordan Houstra is

More Then You Will Ever Know

Meet Me, Drink With Me

Secretary's email

 

 

 

Robin "Throbbin" Woollacott:

Merchandise

Favorite Position:

The Tail of the Ostrich

Most Adventurous Fornication Venue:

On the washing machine on 5 Kelsey.. (Mitch, you're a perv for watching!)

Mountain of Choice:

Purden, BC - endless backcountry, a shitload of terrain, no one around to have to share it with, and its my home hill!

Beer of Choice:

Alexander Keiths

Hard Liquor of Choice:

Crown and Coke

Shot of Choice:

The $$$ Shot!

Ski Club History:

1 Year Exec

2 Years Member

Just 1 Trip...

Why I'm an Exec:

I can drink with the best of 'em, I know how to have fun, and I can last all night (in more ways then one...)

Haiku:

Last Night I found Out

Ski Joe is an Ass Pirate

Now I Can't Sit Down

Merchandise's email

 

 

 

 

Hope "Jean Chretien" Laboucan-Avirom:

Social

Favorite Position:

I'm not one to judge. I love 'em all.

Most Adventurous Fornication Venue:

U of A Ski Club Desk/Office

Mountain of Choice:

Red Mountain - trees mmMMmm.

Beer of Choice:

Ski Club has shown me the ways of the Grasshopper

Hard Liquor of Choice:

Gin and Water + 2 Limes

Shot of Choice:

I do enjoy those Jager Bombs, Tequila, Sour Jacks

Ski Club History:

1 Year Exec

3 Years Member

2 Trips

Why I'm an Exec:

I Like to Party!

Haiku:

You, Me We'll Drink Gin

We Will Board and Ski... PAAAR-TEE

P.S. Hope is Dope

Social's email

 

 

 

 

Crystal "Sirens" Sieben:

Social

Favorite Position:

Missionary

Most Adventurous Fornication Venue:

On the Beach

Mountain of Choice:

Big Mountain, Whitefish Montana - So much snow!

Beer of Choice:

Kokanee

Hard Liquor of Choice:

White Russian or Pina Coloda

Shot of Choice:

Tequila

Ski Club History:

1 Year Exec

3 Years Member

1 Trips

Why I'm an Exec:

To put on one of the best New Years trips ever.

Haiku:

Shy but Devious

Happy and Energetic

I Like to Have Fun

Social's email